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 Одна тетка как-то решила завести попугая. Пошла в зоомагазин, и
увидела там большую и очень красивую птицу. Спрашивает у продавца:
- Почем этот попугай?
- 50 долларов.
- Как, за такого прекрасного попугая всего 50 долларов?
- Да видите ли, он раньше в публичном доме жил, и такое сказануть
может... Мы уж его несколько раз продавали; все обратно приносят.
Прямо не знаем, что делать с ним.
Тетка подумала, и решила, что уж она-то как-нибудь справится. Купила
попугая, принесла домой. Он говорит:
- Новый дом, новая мадам.
Ну, тетка думает, это ничего. Тут возвращаются из школы две
ее дочери. Попугай говорит:
- Новый дом, новая мадам, новые шлюхи.
Ну они сначала немного обиделись, но мать им все объяснила, и они
вместе посмеялись. А тут и муж с работы возвращается. Попугай
говорит:
- Новый дом, новая мадам, новые шлюхи. Вася, привет!
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